[Redway]

(1) Why did the elephant cross the road?

Spoiler:

To get to the gym.

(2) Why did the elephant cry?

Spoiler:

It was told it was too fat to use the gym.

(3) How many elephants can you fit into a 7-seater car?

Spoiler:

Just its arse.

(4) Why did the elephant get someone to drive it to someone's house?

Spoiler:

Because the fella it was seeing had an interest in big arses.

(5) How did the elephant get the money to hire a driver?

Spoiler:

It was a prostitute beforehand because of the size of its arse and earned enough money to buy the whole world.

(6) Why did the elephant go to the pub afterwards?

Spoiler:

Its size turned out to be a good thing after all.

(7) Why did the elephant attend a series of funerals after?

Spoiler:

It wiped out the entire pub building and the people in it after it did a little dance.

(8) Why did the elephant cry afterwards?

Spoiler:

Its size turned out to be a bad thing after all.