I'll do mine from all of TiBB past (or rather, 2007-present day

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Des hommes:
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Shaun 
don't need to explain
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Stu Argumentative, stubborn, funny, a bit eccentric and he has nice pubes
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daniel-lewis-1985 Compulsory Essex-type

he keeps boasting about how good a HM he'd be so it's only fair he gets a chance.
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Scott Lecherous queen that walks in week 2 because Stu told him he looked fat in a tutu.
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Thomas_C His tutu leads to the downfall of Scott but is then ejected for exposing himself in front of everyone despite numerous warnings for similar behaviour.
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ElProximo Long-winded and morally unsound questionable character that takes up refuge in the smokers' area and mumbles about how vulgar he finds Scott and Shaun.
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Novo the Arron of the series, let's be honest
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Ross feels a little overshadowed by Scott but once he walks, he comes out of his shell and does something embarrassing with a toilet brush
Des femmes:
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Ann oddly affectionate lady who has a bit of an overreaction whenever anything remotely unpleasant happens
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Stacey. ejected on day four for calling ElProximo a "filthy Mexican freak"
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Pyramid* survives 2 evictions on the back of standing up for herself with Stacey, Scott, Shaun and Novo, but is then unceremoniously booted out against Ann after her strong opinions on how the shopping list should be written.
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Twilight spends most of her time in the bedroom crying over boys and paranoid that the other girls don't like her.
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amy21 first evictee, is shown to get in a furious row with Stu over WWE and then poisons the housemates' pies to make them "humble".
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hannah. bitchy, talkative and opinionated mess <3
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Mollie. was born a male member, is widely popular and tipped to win.
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Livia feisty bitch, forms a bedroom alliance with Shaun and hannah to eliminate the competition.