[Anthony Hatface]

Good point about the "confessions show". Luke A's BMI remark was ill-advised, and it even looked like he knew it was a faux pas as soon as he had said it, but it has proven ironically apt now that Becky has admitted to stealing and hoarding food from the communal supply during a time of considerable shortage (possibly explaining her lack of dismay at Caroline's parting "gift"). I have a feeling that if she was compelled to confess that to the House, the reaction would be rather more disapproving than what they are now feeling towards Luke A.

I believe the old naval punishment for stealing food from the hold was running the gauntlet. I would be happy for a week of nautical themed punishments as long as it meant Deana got to walk Conor off the plank into a pool full of rancid spam and hot sauce. However, having seen Scott's surprisingly passionate reaction to being hugged by Adam, I would be cautious of letting those two near each other with a cat-of-nine-tails ...