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Comrade Olga - Valentina here.

Petra and I are at the ready. Red Sonja and I are meeting at our pre-arranged point and we are 'green for go'. Watches have been synchronised and mobile phones set to vibrate. Petra has had her medication, she has been shampooed and de-fleaed and has been programmed with photos of Comrade Sticks and Mr M (the infamous man from the Scum) - she knows no fear and will serve our cause well.

Our mission is awesome in scope but victory is within our grasp. I have remembered to bring my grandmother's recipe for porridge in case hereto unforseen blonde Welsh personnel attempt to (unwittingly) sabotage our goal. I willingly sacrifice my share in the greater mission by diverting the 'glittery one', as it will be for the greater good - a noble sentiment I'm sure you will agree.

I believe our transport has been decked out in the usual finery; tasteful orange blankets, furry cushions and a game of snakes and ladders - a home from home indeed.

The hot tub has been installed successfully (it is heating up as I write) - a necessity for Mr C's bathing, and there is a plentiful supply of warm white towels for the obligatory rubbing down.

Onwards and upwards Comrades - our cause is just and our passion is undiminished. We will be remembered for this act of selflessness.

See you tomorrow Comrades.