[Withano]

Mike isn't actually witty, he reads a script.
When a show has a disclaimer at the start saying 'some scenes were made for entertainment purposes only.' It means everything anyone ever says or does in the show is done for entertainment purposes only! Same goes to TOWIE, Geordie shore, the hills etc etc. They're just actors who pretend to not be actors.
If anybody likes this bloke because of something he's done outside of Jersey Shore, then fair enough, but right now, at the moment, he's just the main character of the worst 'reality' tv show ever who gets his 6 pack out because somebody is taking a photo.

BB7s Sezer with an accent!