[LemonJam]

So I'm compiling a list of moments/quotes from each week because I have no life x

WEEK 1

Craig
His emotional breakdown is probably my favourite in Big Brother history, not just exclusive to UK.
"I refuse to diminish my character to survive, I refuse!"
Awkwardly performing Britney after having a conversation with Mary about not running around wearing stilletos to get attention.

Derek
His morning kitchen rants.
About Lesley "I think she thought the parsnips were a vibrator or something the way she looked at it"
Instigating the house meeting for drama. God.
"I don't care about the big guy, I'll deal with him"
About Anthony's painting "Lucien Freud's gonna need you darling" -long beat- -feels his bicep and walks off-
Derek and Makosi's apron washing lie
"No more talking about the cherry tango... let's talk about Wagner instead"
His meltdown about people talking about cherryade
Impersonating Lesley "I get bolognese on me tits, water up me fanny"
Saying Big Brother won't refuse sleeping with him.
Big Brother: "What's the mood like in the house tonight?" "Absolute ****ing consternation"
"I'm so excited that I could have sex with a woman tonight"
"HAVE. YOU. ASKED. WHAT THE CONCENSUS IS."

Kemal
"Come headscarf, come with me now, don't let me down bitch!"
"My parents don't know about my sexuality. THEY DO NOW."
Trolling Science with the chicken.
His rap about Derek.
Kemal dancing around in the garden saying how spiritual he feels. "I feel like Kate Bush"
Bathing in the dustbin.
Meltdown over his bowl of salad.

Lesley
Lesley - "Are those real?" Saskia - "Yeah" Lesley - "I don't believe ya!"
"THE BIGGEST TITS IN HUDDESFIELD"

Makosi
Saying she's a virgin lolololol.
Misunderstanding her mission <3
Makosi ****ing pulled off her 1st mission SO well. I genuinely don't think she changed her personality for the mission.
Arguing with Maxwell first thing in the morning on Day 2 pmsl
"I'm scared of the dark"
"Everybody else doesn't know everyone elses name, but they know Makosi" <33333333333
"I think I'm the purest person here~"
"I've been trying not to cry because" -long beat, followed by bursting into tears-
"I come out of the royal family... and I am a lady"
Refusing to wake up day 3 <3
"I am not getting up" Anthony: "Why?" "Because I'm Makosi"
The aprons for alcohol story is amazing. She's so ****ing smart.
"I could do this task for the rest of the ten weeks" And she pretty much does, lets be honest.
"Wine is a luxury, Cherry tango is a necessity"
Getting lightly splashed then saying "Maxwell poured water on me" and having a breakdown <3
"I'm a nurse, I've seen one, I know what an asshole looks like"
Twisting her nominations to make it look like people are playing each other.

Mary
Not realising the front door was open.
Talking about the house. "It looks completely different... from... other things"
Saying **** off to Makosi on like 1st/2nd night. I forgot that this bitch has guts.
To Anthony "I actually think you'd be quite sexy as a goth" -awkward silence-
"See this is Elizabette, isn't she lovely, she's just comitted suicide on her noose ^_^"
"I'm going flying tonight!"
Telling the housemates her dog is coming into the house. Mary didn't own a dog.
"If you want to communicate with me ~communicate~ with me."
"Roberto, Roberto, RoBERTO!!!"
Calling Roberto transparent straight to his face while he's just like :|
Mary saying she'd kill Derek would've gotten her at least a warning in todays BB.

Maxwell
"When you wake up first thing you hear is some fella saying "oh my God, where did i put my stilletos" you know you're in a nuthouse."

Roberto
"Whatever Minger"
Talking deeply about the portraits
Roberto on Makosi - "I'm not ****ing surprised the NHS are in trouble"
I ****ing love in arguments how he just rambles incoherently and makes absolutely no sense.

Sam
Her "gangsta" rap

Science
When greeting Kemal just fistbumps him and says nothing <3
Giving Mary and Craig pep talks <3 I forgot how sweet he could be.