[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

Oh my little love ,of COURSE Im jealous of you ,you are a stunner ,and Im eaten up with jealousy ,I too wish I had the neck of a swan ,and a double chin Gail Tylsley would kill for ,and dont even get my started on your hairstyle, whos your hairdresser ?Stevie Wonder ? I can now see where your coming from, if I was so unlucky to have to look at a face like that every morning I would maybe start to think Julie Pissy Gusset was stunning ,Are you single by any chance ?

pmsl