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Old 11-09-2012, 07:36 PM #8
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A man is asked to give an after dinner speech at his local Rotary Club stag dinner, and decides to give a witty talk on oral sex. When his wife asked what he was going to speak about, he panicked and said “Oh… erm… sailing”. A few weeks later his wife sees one of the other Rotary club members in town and asks him how he liked her husband’s talk. He said it was brilliant and brought the house down! “Funny,” said his wife, “he’s only ever done it twice; once he was sick and once his hat blew off”.

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