Die in a fire google.
When i were a lad the internet were good and women just flashed their cankles it took up to 6 months to register your website on a search engine by applying to them i had a 256mb hard drive 8mb of memory and paid £300 for a 28k modem to be imported from america but it was so much more interesting than it is now.
Just another thing ruined by greed and money.