My choice isn't there. Damn. I'd like to meet people like Karen Matthews , Jon Venables etc - up dark alleys, preferably alleys that are edged with barbed wire which would come in handy. I'd ensure I had a good supply of cigarettes and matches, steel toe cap boots etc with me.
On the lighter side though: probably idiots like Rylan who are so far up their own arses and believe their own hype - who will inevitably always be a no mark and a desperado, always desperately seeking attention and not realising they are being laughed AT - such is their huge ego!
Buy hey: he's not harming, hurting anyone or giving abuse - plus he gives us all something to laugh at !!!