[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

The name Niamh creates a dull nature in that you can be very monotonous and not understanding, and you can also be so candid in your expression that you create frustration.

You struggle with the requirement to soften your wrinkles with oil of ulay and botox and to consider the feelings of others when they have to look at you.

Difficulty in accepting advice or admitting that you may have made a mistake causes you to appear to be stubborn and set in your ways.

Thus, you have too often created the wrong impression, and friendships have suffered.
Even though the name Niamh creates the urge to be a cougar and pounce on innocent young men, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity of the womb that is hard to control. and thus will lead to an earlier menopause.

This name, when combined with the last name, can cause irritable bowels, incontinence , and low sex drive, as well as cause health weaknesses in the vagina, and tension or accidents to the head of your penis.

So true.