[Romantic Old Bird]

'No, indeed madam, it is I who should apologise', said Superstench as he oozed noxiously in her general direction, 'It is unforgiveably rude I know, arriving completely unannounced, and I regret the necessity to do this, but you are single-handedly wrecking my plans to exude my horrendous pong throughout the known universe, and I must render you senseless immediately!'