[Janette]

Thinking about my upcoming nuptuals, this is a wry joke about the sanctity of marriage!


Marriage Guidance


A man was talking to his daughter one day. She was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. Out of the blue she asked her dad to explain what marriage was.

So Dad explained. but when the young girl appeared to be having difficulty grasping the concept, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking perhaps visual images would help.

One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, and the reception.

"Now do you understand?" he asked.

"I think so," she said. "Is that when Mummy came to work for us?"