[waterhog]

i think i might make a got prime minister,
expect more corruption and things that are sinister.
i will sort of the rich and them paying minimal,
no more will i fight wars that are un-winner-able.
no more perks to the rich and wealthy,
i am going to look after the poor and make them healthy.
drugs legalization to tougher punishment,
prostitution will no longer be a seedy judgement.
no more immigration till we are on our feet,
a double to the minimum wage will go down sweet.
tax avoidance will be my specialty,
because they pay the minimum and thats wrong to be reality.
all those in high paid job get no free health care,
read on for a heart scare.
all the empty propertys are going to be taken,
because this is a waste and needs to be shaken.
good riddance to recycling and all the clutter,
you no longer have 50 bins in your alley gutter.
education to children will be informative,
taken to the wards of smokers and drinkers will be no alternative.
i think i have covered everything now please vote,
do you want a nutty PM - only polling day me quote.