[Alf]

start with a champagne breakfast, (glass of champagne and a chippolata sandwich), go to pub and have a pre dinner aperitif with the old man his bird and my sister, come home have my dinner, it's likely to be a prawn cocktail starter, turkey dinner with all the trimming's, and christmas pudding with lashing's of brandy sauce. with a bottle of wine, followed by an irish coffeee, a large cognac and a cigar. then settle down in front of the box with the after eight mint's and the rest of my cognac, i'm pretty sure there's gonna be a royle family christmas special this year, so that will be the christmas day telly highlight.