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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bristol
Posts: 4,742
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Bristol
Posts: 4,742
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Got a bit bored today after completing my third brief to Counsel of the day so came up with this little Ode hope you like it.
Ode to Boris's Bar
Boris’s Bar is the place to be seen
Its members only; those outside are green
They stand aghast with their nose to the glass
Who are those people inside, they’re having a blast
We sit inside us chosen few
We walk straight in, no hint of a queue
Boris is there to greet her guests
There’s fun to be had with lots of jests
The décor was chosen with plenty of care
With loads of tables and many a chair
There are pictures that cover each and every wall
Of housemates from BBs both short and tall.
There’s everyone who appeared on BB1 to 4
But there’s always space for a few pics more
We have our favourites but all have their space
On the walls of fame they all have their face
We sit and look and reminisce
Do you remember that Mr and Miss
What did you video? Do you still have the tapes?
The laughter, the rows, and all of the japes
The tv/video in the corner is always on
We’re up to BB3 – oh good its gone!
Its time for requests what do you want to see
The most popular extract is what it’ll be
The waiters and waitresses make their merry way
With chips and burgers, be it night and day
A vodka and tonic, a glass of wine
That one’s yours and this is mine.
So Boris’s Bar’s the place to be
It’s open each day from five past three
Its members are varied, the age range wide
New members are welcome, come in don’t hide.
A grand opening should be held with guests galore
Several housemates could come – our spirits would soar
Now who should it be, who should we invite
I know who I’d chose, oh what a night.
But perhaps this bar should be our secret place
For the favoured few with joy on their face
If you love BB you’re welcome here
So come on in and have a beer.
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