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Old 19-11-2012, 06:12 PM #2233
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Done two of Apple's, I'm finished now

Day 18:
Spoiler:






Here's a Christmas story for you,
You probably won't believe.
I bumped into old Santa Claus
Last year, on Christmas Eve.
I saw him up on my roof
Parking up his sled.
He gave me a message for you,
This is what he said
I hope the Christmas spirit
Brings you joy and cheer
And when the spirit's finished
Get started on the beer!




Day 19:
Spoiler:







It was Christmas Eve on a Friday
The shops was full of cheer,
With tinsel in the windows,
And presents twice as dear.
A thousand Father Christmases,
Sat in their little huts,
And folk was buying crackers
And folk was buying nuts.

All up and down the country,
Before the light was snuffed,
Turkeys they get murdered,
And cockerels they got stuffed,
Christmas cakes got marzipanned,
And puddin's they got steamed
Mothers they got desperate
And tired kiddies screamed.


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