[Romantic Old Bird]

Can I apply for the vacant space at the end of the bar? I fancy myself as a 'Norm' type character whom everyone greets with bonhomie as I waddle into the place on a nightly basis.

In this case of course it would be 'ROB!'

Instead of a trusty sidekick called Cliff, I suspect it might have to be some other drunken dim-witted inveterate.

Any volunteers?