[Ammi]

.....just then, there was a crash upstairs...

....but it turned out to be only Shaun’s stepbrother, half-witted, quarter-sister, twice removed cousin, Dezzy..otherwise known as Babs...who had been trying to climb the loft ladder as usual, attempting to get to heaven..but he never quite made it, as he always got dizzy..Dezzy...only this time there was something unusual about it....there was a distinctive mark on his forehead, which said....