[Shaun]

"Joe C, this banshee talks a load of pretentious waffle," Shaun sighed, as he grabbed MMimi's prosthetic leg and holstered it, revealing it to be a semi-automatic rifle.
"Agreed, mate!" Joe C sprung into action and opened a hatch hidden to the right of their kitchen.

A hoard of Halfwits and Dogfaces scrambled out of a tunnel built under Joe's hut, and leapt towards the banshee and her guards. She unleashed an unearthly shriek, and several of the creatures instantly disintegrated in front of the piss-sodden Shaun and his new friends.

"Quickly, this way!" Joe C grabbed his wife and Shaun, before ushering them out through the back door. MMImi stumbled and hit the floor, hard.
"Ow!" she whined.
"You're bleeding, love!" Joe cried, as he picked her up in his arms and carried her himself.
"I'll get better in time", she cooed and looked gooily into his eyes.
"I DON'T KNOW ANY LEONA LEWIS SONGS," Shaun yelled over the carnage in the distance behind them, as they came to a clearing in the woods. They took shelter under a fallen oak, and feasted on some berries, when all of a sudden they heard a loud hum from overhead. MMimi squinted upwards to see a large black airship... in the shape of a turtle...