Rant:
Do you want to buy a conservatory? People
So I was walking through Asda, as you do - - and some cheeky cow comes up to me, "Would you like to buy a conservatory madam?". Eh? "If I needed or wanted a conservatory, I would look in the yellow pages... not in Asda. Thanks anyway" - obviously trying to stay polite. But she still wouldn't narf off, she was looking at my shopping "It might be winter now, but imagine a red hot summer sitting in your conservatory!". Why won't she get it, I don't want any of her cheap knacky corporation binding legal agreement debt conservatory things. I just want a chicken breast and some goddamn vegetables.
Why do they place themselves in supermarkets? Surely if people really did want a conservatory they would phone up some companies, get a quote, etc. They wouldn't take a gander down to Asda for a looksee at the local conservatory companies.
Done.