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Originally Posted by Livia
It's probably a Jew thing.
I would like to say I've never eaten a bacon sandwich, but I'd be lying. I'd never eat anything that wasn't cooked or still alive, or a bug of any sort, or any kind of offal. I don't like fish so wouldn't eat anything fishy except tinned tuna, smoked salmon or crab sticks which, as we all know, are proper fish. I would never eat anything like foie gras because it is unnecessarily cruel.
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Jew've got to be kidding?
Foie gras is truly lovely, but I don't eat it anymore. Fish is amazing, but fish and bacon together is the stuff that dreams are made of. So you're a tinned tuna kind of a date, are you? I'll pick you up at 7, and take you to subway.
Anything you want off the six inch menu. What? I'm not made of money.
Although if you play your cards right, you may get the footlong for desert. Unfortunately for me, in 12 installments.
And when you're with me you look at the ****ing ground, you slag. Now cream my back.