[Petershaw1984]

Whilst in peurto rico about 9 or ten years ago i saw liz mclarnon (atomic kitten) sun bathing topless around the poolside in our hotel. My missus started moaning at me for staring at her till she realised who it was , later on in that day i went to the bar abd on my way back dropped a drink next to lizs bed who then sat upright and just laughed and said i did it on purpose and called me a little perve.
A day later my missus and her auntie got talking to liz and got on quite well we alk ebded up playing cards with her and her friend. That was pretty random

Oh and on the way out there cristiano ronaldo had just signed for united and i saw him going into a lift with a united executive and he signed my fhm magazine .