For Mr Clarke I'd have to buy
A most appropriate gift
I think some Lego Technix
Would make his heart beat swift
He could play away to his hearts content
Building and designing
Until I'd cooked him fab fish pie
And then I would remind him .....
That pink and glitter may be fun
But to save him all that bother
And heartache, why doesn't he just come
To the forum called ThisisBigBrother!
Ok so it nearly rhymes
