what would i give paul for a pressie,eerrrmm,let me see,well if i had the power i would give him a 12 month contract at a top london model agency,modeling the latest designer underwear,its got to be underwear you understand,so i could ogle that fab bod

(cough)err sorry everyone,got a bit carried away there

well i think he would make a top model,and why hasn't he been snapped up already.