[Paul&Ian]

We have been watching this series of CBB very closely having been fans for many years. It's no secret that Ryland and Nigel 'The Razor' Ruddock have been getting very close these past few days, and as a seasoned homosexual patriot I have to say; I like the way Ryland does business.

Allow me to exacerbate; Ryland is continuously luring The Razor into the garden, how is he doing this? By offering him cigarettes. Ryland has identified the very thing that The Razor needs most, and he is providing.

Furthermore, The Razor regularly flaunts around in nothing but a pair of incontinence briefs. This, in my humble opinion is nothing but a desperate attempt to arouse Mr Clark.

Could this be the start of the first Celebrity Big Brother gay romance? I hope so!