[Romantic Old Bird]

Oh God!

I have to say I am not looking forward to this very much (although of course I will watch it!)

So far, they have been all about reinventing people and trying to give us a reason to like them.

Christine Hamilton proved (as if we didn't know already) that she is made of stronger stuff than her old man. Actually, I did grudgingly admire her after the show.

Uri Geller proved he was totally bonkers

Tara Palmer Tomkinson finally had something to be famous for other than being an annoying flat-chested talentless socialite. (Yep, you guessed it, she became an annoying flat-chested talentless ex-I'm a celeb contestant!)

Is the world ready for taking Jordan seriously?

Can it take Kerry Mc Chipshop telling us all about Bryan's more disgusting habits, whilst using every opportunity to continue to promote her bafflingly high public profile..........

No matter how tempting the idea of sweating in the jungle, eating bugs and balancing on a pole over a pit for a ****,
I couldn't have left my babies for a start.

I know, old fashioned, but there you go.