[Ayran]

Noisy night keeps Jermaine, Shilpa up

Jermaine and Shilpa filled in Carole this morning on what proved to be a noisy night in the Big Brother Manor's bedroom.

"Three times last night and once this morning," said Jermaine of sow nocturnal tendency to release gas. "Between his [Ken's] snoring and her flatulating it's like.. I can't sleep!" he joked, to Shilpa's agreement. Each event apparently produced guffaws of laughter amongst the other family members.

Head butler Carole analysed the situation. "Her [Jackiey's] talking is, I suspect, worse than the farting," she postulated.