These come from our firm's newsletter - thought they might raise a laugh or be thought provoking.
Politeness is the most acceptable hypocrisy
We can go a long way with a smile, but even further with a smile and a gun
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much
And two I really like:
Hard work never killed anyone, but really why take the chance
Sacasm is just one more service we offer
And finally - Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Doesnt apply to me I am always right
