I have scars over my legs from operations from playing footsie with a horse. I have a scar on my right thigh where my brother threw me on to some glass in a park when we were kids. I have a tiny scar under my left nostril from when I was given the beating of all beatings in a place, ironically called "upper slaughter" when I was younger.

One on my back from when I had a mole removed, and one on the first finger on my left hand from when my brother kicked a ball through my finger and it was bent completely backwards, and smashed.