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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: California
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Senior Member
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Location: California
Posts: 18,029
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Originally Posted by smeagol
reminds me of a joke
a middle aged woman has a heart attack and ends up in hospital thinking she is going to die she sees a white light and speaks to god and he says no its not your time yet in fact you will live to a very old age and have a wonderful life.
the woman is so happy while in hospital she thinks well if im going to live so long i might as well treat myself to some surgery she has a face lift tummy ache lips breasts implants etc . everything done. when she leaves the hospital she crosses the road and gets run over by a bus and dies.
in heaven she says hey god you said id live till im very old and be happy what happened? god says sorry i didn't recognise you lol
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lol nice one.
God is so evil. 
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Last edited by lostalex; 21-02-2013 at 11:26 AM.
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