I am reminded of the incident where a vicar and a squire had a head on collision.
The squire got out of his car and found that the vicar was quite shocked. The Squire took out a hip flask of brandy and handed it to the vicar, telling him it would steady his nerves. The vicar took a drink and handed it back asking if he needed some to steady his nerves.
"That's ok" said the squire as he closed it up and put it away, "I'll just wait for the police to arrive"
