I'm not allowed to say, Sticks - if I told you I'd have to kill you!
Safe to say that, in her absence, I have full authority as Bar Manager to sign cheques . . . . . so rest assured that payment to all our suppliers is in the post as I speak.
In the meantime, you'd better return all that cheap plonk to Aldi's . . . . . . there's nothing like the real thing!

Cheers, everyone!!!