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Old 19-04-2013, 02:24 AM #39
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There's a blonde a brunette, and a redhead and they are prisoners of war (not WWII), and her captures decide their gunners need target practice, so they will take turns in front of a firing squad.

The redhead goes first and is trying to think of a way to get out. All of a sudden, she points behind the gunners and yells "TORNADO!!!" The gunners turn around and the redhead runs and jumps the fence.

It is the brunette's turn, so she points behind the gunner's and yells "EARTHQUAKE!!!" They all turn around and look and the brunette runs an jumps the fence.

Now it is the blonde's turn. She is thinking 'A natural disaster, a natural disaster...oh, i got it' so she gets up to be shot when she points behind the gunners and yells "FIRE!!!"
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