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Like a fine whiskey
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Wales
Posts: 57,642
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Like a fine whiskey
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Wales
Posts: 57,642
Favourites:
CBB2024: Marisha Wallace BB2023: Yinrun
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A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know that the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB, blonde woman with a black belt in Karate, the woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter and the lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler. So d'you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".
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Anyway there's an explanation and I don't really appreciate your tone. It's very aggressive so I'm going to close this, sorry for killing the internet mate
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