[Benjamin]

A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know that the bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB, blonde woman with a black belt in Karate, the woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter and the lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler. So d'you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".