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Murphy's wife hasn't had an orgasm in their 25 years of marriage. So one day Murphy decides to go to the doctor to ask for some help the doctor says, 'she could be over heating. Try using a towel.'

So Murphy is down the pub that evening and he mentions it to his friend Paddy and asks for his help. Paddy agrees and they go home to help Murphy's wife, Cheryl, hopefully, finally, reach the promised land.

So Murphy is having sex with Cheryl whilst Paddy is wafting the towel, and after 2 and a half hours Cheryl still hasn't orgasmed. So Paddy says, 'let me have a go and you waft the towel.'

Low and behold, after 25 years, Cheryl has an orgasm.

And Murphy turns to Paddy and says, 'that my friend, is how you waft a bloody towel'.