Well folks, I have been wracking my brains to think of something to discuss with you tonight.
I am indeed at a loss. I can't get excited about
:
BTR
Whether or not Jordan and Peter Andre have or haven't
Prince Harry's gap period in Lesotho
What who wore to the Oscars, etc.
I just wish I had time to sort out the latest transcript I have received from my contact at MI6 from their bugging of a certain property in Barnet. ROB's little World is looking sadly neglected these days.