[waterhog]

the bomb detector idea - golf ball finder - thank you Jim McCormick 24.04.13

it can be sold,
i now have proof,
my poetry is going to be so bold,
i am going to provide over my head a luxury roof.
it may well be criminal,
but in the "law" is a loop,
my exploitation won't be minimal,
i just need to rally a gullible troop.
my power has to convince,
i don't want a few but many,
the "reader" on the "internet forums" i am going to "rinse",
i might join "twitface" to get the publicity penny. ( dig at twitter)
below is my account number,
all payments have to be verified,
Jim McCormick charges £15 for his "bomb rumba",
so my £10 charge is well justified.
to sell my poetry verse,
a guarantee has to follow,
don't even think about calling my "nurse",
if my "cheek" is to big to swallow.
i will always deliver,
just send the £10 cheque,
between me and you is no river,
i just hope no "foul play" you detect.



( i got so amazed by this story and the amount he sold i thought i have to try something like that. and to show how corrupt i am - if you feel this is worth any money - please donate some money to a local charity of your choice - but don't tell them i inspired you to do this. thanking you. or even your local hospital if you are not sure of any charity's. if you have donated - love to no which charity and why you suport them - if its not to personnel. if you want to sign my petition - find it here -http://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/silly-countrys-stop-wasteing-there-money )