During BB2 (seems so long ago
) Helen described the land she inhabited. It was pink and glittery with lots of chocolate, glitter, strong tea, pink stuff, glitter, you get the picture
It was a place of happiness and wonder. Recently it allied itself with Paul's Land, a land of similar values.
However in former times there was a Sticks Land. It too was lush, fertile and of good cheer and loveability, just as Helen's land is today.
Then dark forces ammassed. From where no one knows who and no one knows why.
The residents of sticks land were oblivious of their fate, and were taken by surprise when the dark forces unleashed their terrible weapons of destruction and reduced Sticks land to rubble.
Sticks Land after the raid
The war was won. The residents of Sticks land stood no chance in the onslaught.
This once fertile land, became barren and lifeless. The radiation from the weapons still blows across in clouds to this day.
Survivors eek out a desparate existance amongst the desolation, hiding from the occasional air raids of the dark forces, in this bleak land known as Sticks land.
One thing they can do now is recognise the evil dark forces that still fly regular sortees
Meanwhile, the forces of darkness have turned their eye towards other lands, one of them has glitter
History has shown that that other land has been buzzed.
Oi wake up at the back !!!!