[waterhog]

what am i doing ? can you guess ? 28.04.13

everyone does it, not always daily,
don't be shy,
it don't matter if you are British or Israel y,
the same procedure does apply.
you no it feels good,
its a instant rush,
"shame" yes some could,
others just blush.
in it goes with satisfaction,
endorphin's it does release,
the rush of euphoria is a attraction,
all this "flashing" might alert the police.
time to settle,
its all about the relax,
put on the kettle,
relief has been brought to the max.
the pain is starting,
just a little niggle,
is it time for departing,
in me i feel it wriggle.
on and on like a pressure cooker,
i am going to explode,
when you see it, will it be a "looker",
you will think of the safety mode.
is the reader confused or snapping,
are you understanding every bit,
i am so sorry for trapping,
but i had to tell someone about my gigantic ????.

( today's poem is on no other news apart from one of my daily routines. and to see if you are awake - the first person to name what i am talking about doing - well they can win a poem of there choice or any subject they want. ( i am not giving any guarantees with this offer - but i will do my best.)