FIXED IT!
Must of stood for about 2 minutes with the plunger, going at it. Had to take a small break as my lower back started to ache. Guess you have to go through pain for the reward.
I was totally overjoyed. Came skipping out of my bath room like a 9 year old girl on a play ground.
So at first I was like:
Then when the water went down I was like:
Then when I flushed I was like:
Edit: My sig also described my feelings.