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When I was little I thought fax machines literally sent things to the end destination (I basically invented 3D printing about 20 years before it became a thing) so I used to climb onto the back of the sofa and slide down it on my front and shout "I'M A FAX!!" This mystified my parents up until about two years ago when I was at my dad's work and for some reason they still have a fax machine they need to use daily and I told him what I used to think fax machines did and he was like "Oh my God, mystery solved!" and called my mum there and then pmsfl