should Richard Branson have a sex change ? sorry Richard you look like no Virgin 13.05.13
thank you for this stunt,
the news needs this skin,
Richard with you i will be blunt,
you look like no "Virgin".
game for a laugh did insert,
it was no "bar humbug",
quite sexy in that skirt,
all done with grace and not smug.
how did the legs feel,
were they shaven or waxed,
this is a big deal,
passengers might be put off food and sight taxed.
the "make up" was precise,
the lipstick, the blusher even the eye liner,
the combination was color nice,
any other lady could get no finer.
Richard thank you with no flinch,
you are publicity gold,
did anyone and your "bottom" pinch,
because this air-stewardess has done wonders and "Virgin" sold.
( even if you can not understand my poem. please sign my petition as i think Richard, i mean sir Richard should change sex. if enough people sign - we could just cause a commons debate ? how fun would that be? if you have not seen this great man in his new look, here is where you can see along with my petition that i beg you to sign.
http://www.change.org/en-GB/petition...-become-female )