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Old 23-05-2013, 06:34 PM #3
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Sometimes, then you get nights full of douchebag customers who I swear are the most retarded people ever. Like when you tell them to be careful as the plate is hot when you put it down the first thing they do is reach for it and burn themselves. I feel like screaming at them 'What did I just say you ****ing pleb?".
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That will happen.

-remembers the first time I dropped red wine all over some lady and her handbag (was awful) and the time a fried egg slipped off the gammon I was taking to a table and into a lady's handbag and she never noticed and I never said anything, hehehehe-
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Ahh and the time I tripped on a step and went stumbling, saved the plates and kept balance but the peas from both plates when catapulting towards various tables.
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Ahh and the time I kicked open the kitchen door to take meals to a table and didn't realize a lady was stood the other side and smashed her in the head full force with it.

Oh god I have so many tales.
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