[Shaun]

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[The stage backdrop is covered in a large graphic of a recording device. Towards the back of the stage is a small square of ice in the floor, with fur rugs to the sides and a In the foreground, V(LADY)imir Putain is sat in a plush leather armchair, wearing a velvet robe and addressing the camera personally.]

Hello, hello Europe and TiBB, we are here to sing
The KGB service is now monitoring
Ga-ga-gathering intel about everything
We've got what it takes to win TiBB Eurovision
[Putain jumps up from the armchair and is joined by seven Russian women who grind provocatively behind 'her', as the music kicks in.]
Ur-Eurovision, Ur-Eurovision
We've got what it takes to win TiBB Eurovision

Got problems with our actions or motives? Then let's go
Took care of that bitch Alexander Litvinenko
Can't be dealing with operatives leaking info
We already took out five men two verses ago

We're ballin', we're ballin', got some nukes you cannot ignore
We lost our heads and our hearts in the cold war
We're ballin', we're ballin', could care less about your peace corps
We lost our heads and our hearts in the cold war

Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh)
Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh)
And Treotske (And Treotske)
And now we're trollin' Lee (eh eh eh)
[Putain starts throwing empty vodka bottles at a miffed Lee., who is sat on a bench trying to play Words With Friends]

[Defect all you want, but we'll follow you home
And we're totes gonna bug your telephone.
When you pause or you blink, put a pill in your drink,
And we're totes gonna bug your telephone] x2
[Treotske pops up from a spring-loaded hole in the stage and begins dutty-whining towards the dancers]

Girl, from here to the Kremlin is my throne (throne)
Please just don't tell Joseph
Stalin hates me, most def.
He's prolly put me to death.
Sorry for the history lesson
But TiBB needs educatin'
America keep hatin'
Why's Putain ice skatin'?
[Vladimir, bored of Treotske's breakdown, has disappeared backstage and is seen doing the Bolero with a grizzly bear. He pauses in a spotlight as the music dips, and skates in circles with a camera facing him for the whole of the bridge.]

Not that I don't like you, I'm just at the Bolshoi
U.S. has GaGa but the U.S.S.R. has Tolstoy
Sometimes I feel the Western world needs a dictator
I'm not taking no prisoners, so see you later
See you later,
Yes, see you later,
Tonight I'm turning Pussy Riot into haters

[We're ballin', we're ballin', throwin' human rights to the floor
We will arrest anybody we abhor
We're ballin', we're ballin', with our mates Ivan and Igor
This Soviet Union's gonna show you what for] x2

Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh)
Vladimir Putain here (eh eh eh)
And Treotske (And Treotske)
So vote for us, Ammi (eh eh eh)

[Defect all you want, but we'll follow you home
And we're totes gonna bug your telephone.
When you pause or you blink, put a pill in your drink,
And we're totes gonna bug your telephone] x2

[Your telephone, y-y-your telephone
We'll poison your cup
and cover it up
And your death's not gonna be that well-known] x2

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