Oh Poor ROB - fancy Paul sending your beautiful present back. And they had that lovely little pocket for his hankies as well.
I notice he didn't mention he'd kept the sky blue airtex polo shirt or that ever so tasteful (and very short) maroon gym skirt - can't guess who'll be wearing those tonight and indulging in a little bit of role playing fantasy!
He obviously doesn't want to declare his secret passion for you in front of the lovely glittery one - it will be your little secret. Hope you found the billet-doux he'd secreted in that double gusset, it's sure to bring a smile to your face.
ROB - don't think about it too much you know you'll break out in hives again. Take an extra swig of your medication, lie down in a darkened room and everything wil be OK in the morning - promise.