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#39th – Roy Mars III
Previous performance: 23rd
1st Round: 12 points || 2nd Round: 32 points || Total: 44 points.
Better than Bruno Mars, larger than life on planet Mars (I don’t know) and tastier than a Mars bar (I really don’t know), it’s... Roy Mars III. I preferred versions I and II but it’s III we’re stuck with so I guess we’d better get on with it. One user gave him points because they “like his username”, while another donated points to the Roy fund because he’s “a fab member who helped me out lots in the elections and is an all round nice member.” One user said they “always take interest in all of Roy’s posts whether I agree with his points or not.” He has “one of the best music tastes on the site, the modern day Henry Kissinger. Always has great avatars and signatures.” He “is lovely, has good taste in music, actually watches decent TV shows and normally supports the same type of housemates in BB as I do, we agree on a lot of things apart from his obsession with Little Finger.” I’m assuming that’s some kind of in joke or reference to something and he’s not some kind of jizzfiend or deviant. One voter reckoned he “would probably be someone who you can go for a beer with,” while another said he “seems to be a really bright guy and was my main competition in The Glass House.” Roy apparently “tried out some of his Simping techniques on Jenna and scared the poor girl away from the forum,” but, all things considered, “if you don’t like Roy Mars, then you simply aren’t human. All round lovely guy. Has some great wit and dry humour. Also a great member of the NBA squad on here. His music taste can go from amazing to terrible a lot, but of course no one is perfect.” I’m hearing Bruno Mars’ ‘Just The Way You Are’ now. Or is that Roy Mars? I’m not too sure anymore.

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