Hello folks.
Sorry Bo, Duch, or whatever your name is!
I didn't read all this till just now, and I am completely contrite. Poor you.
I hope the repair of the unmentionables has left you in even better fettle than before. Do tell Nursey all about it when you can.
HOPE YOU ARE SITTING UP IN BED AND TAKING A LIGHTLY BOILED EGG BY NOW!
All this aliasing is making me think perhaps I should transmogrify into something or someone else.
At the moment I am hovering between
Randgo the talking aspidistra
or, indeed:

Nursey!
What do you think?
P.S. Get well soon oh svelte one! xxx