[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
OMG I won... I don't know what to say... *gets prepared speech out of back pocket*...

*gets tissue* ... *wipes away crocodile tears* ...

*sob* First I'd obviously like to thank TiBB for letting Chrizzle use this forum for this wonderful competition. *sob*

Secondly, I would like to thank the wonderful Chrizzle for all the time and effort he has put in to making this contest as popular and successful as it is... *sob*

I would like to thank my Mum and Dad for always believing in me and making me realise that one day I would win something so important... *sob*

I would like to thank God, even though I don't believe in him, never go to church, shun religion and am basically an athiest ... *sob* .. however, in the interests of keeping up with everyone else who wins anything ... THANK YOU LORD!!!

And, of course, I would like to extend muchos gratitude to those who voted for me... without you guys, none of this would be possible... *sob*...

*leaves stage choked with emotion waving her award around like a demented Gwyneth Paltrow wannabe*

THANK YOU GUYS... I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD.....

I so wanna change my vote now...