[Psylocke]

Originally posted by TheManInNowhere
Let's have an objective analysis

DANIELLE; Bitches. Constantly.
THE BEAR; Doesn't say anything

DANIELLE; Slithers around the house (to bitch, lie etc)
THE BEAR; Just sits there.

DANIELLE; Speaks more than Jack
THE BEAR; Also speaks more than Jack, but not as much as Danielle (which is an advantage for the bear!)

DANIELLE; Is false
THE BEAR; Isn't real neither. But it's manufactured so it's not it's fault!

DANIELLE; Famous for being a WAG
THE BEAR; Famous for being the bear of a WAG, but also the fact that it is a bear connects it to other bears, and bears are more well-known than WAGS

So, through a simple, objective, unbiased *cough* viewpoint, I think it is clear that we should all save THE BEAR

here that deserves a prezzie